A Five Nights at Epstein Island Remake

The year is 2011.

Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Disney just bought his island—for “storage” purposes.

You play as Tex Macadoo, a broke-ass nobody who sells food stamps and desperate for cash. One night, you stumble across a shady help-wanted ad:

“Nightguard needed – remote site – light duties – good pay.”

Turns out, it’s Epstein Island.

Disney says they need someone to keep an eye on “old junk.” You’re broke. You take the job.

But once you're there, it hits you—something's off. You weren't supposed to find this place. And now you've wandered into MickMick’s territory.

This ain’t no fairy tale. It’s a freak show.

Can you survive the creeps, the freaks, and the things that should’ve stayed buried?